Comments: I deleted it on SoA World because it wasn't liked. At first, the guy said I had to delete it. Then, he said I could leave it, but any response to it would be deleted (making it almost pointless to even post it). In the end, I deleted it, but it lives on here!

I'll handle this next one...

*The lights dim as ShinChuck, clad in a long kimono with his long hair tied back, steps up on the catwalk, holding a microphone. The crowd looks on, not quite shocked that ShinChuck would enter.*

"I hate to disappoint my fans, but I'm only up here to announce a late, sudden, secret entry into the swimsuit contest. ...without further ado, let's give a warm welcome to Osman"

*ShinChuck gestures to the top of the runway, stepping aside. Osman, clad in a long purple robe, steps out onto the catwalk, grinning seductively. "I'm Too Sexy" blares over the speakers as bright yellow lights swirl all around her. She pauses, looking from side to side, before allowing the robe to slide back off her arms, discarding it on the floor and revealing a skimpy two-piece gold bikini. ShinChuck raises the mic to his lipstick-coated lips.*

"You've seen it in Star Wars on the lovely Leia, but the classy gold bikini never looked so good!"

*Osman, the yellow lights reflecting off her creamy white skin, begins to stroll down the catwalk. It's hard to tell, but it appears she's swaying her hips as waves of flesh bubble and roil like boiling jell-o.*

"Her jiggling... almost hyponitizing, isn't it? It's like a lava lamp."

*Osman makes it about halfway before she gives up and turns around, revealing a skimpy thong. Weezing and panting, she beings to trudge back up to the top, the pep gone from her step.*

"You've seen a full moon, but never quite like this! Feel free to take pictures, they last longer!"

*The crowd remains agast. A solitary flashbulb goes off as Vigoro charges up to the runway, snapping pictures. By the time she reaches the top, Osman collapses, snoring loudly and blocking the entrance. ShinChuck bites his lip.*

"Uh... we'll need a lil help here. Er... Gilder, you'd be great for the job!"

*ShinChuck smiles sweetly and bats his eyelashes at Gilder, who frantically shakes his head and backs into the crowd.*

"Well ladies and gentlemen, uh... just a minor setback, I'm sure she'll move on her own eventually, uh... Let me just help out by..."

*With that, ShinChuck flees.*